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Joni
10 June 2008 @ 02:45 pm
The product of increasing frustration.  


( I wrote this essay at the end of April for my GCSE coursework. A few days after the American tabloids got hold of the story. Two months later, with the release of new pictures, the British tabloids are finally catching on with a slew of headlines screaming 'FREAKSHOW~' and 'LOL RETARDZ HE'S A GIRL HE'S JUST CONFUSED!' So here's my view. The facts, all of them, the psychological profiles, the law, and a fuck load of ranting. That's mostly likely going to lead to me failing English language :| )
 
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Joni
09 May 2008 @ 05:13 pm
 
( A gift of gratuitous smut to make Jade feel better [: Title: Cowboy; Pairing: M/B; Rating: NC-the-fuck-17. )
 
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Joni
26 April 2008 @ 02:46 am
A picspam of GORGEOUS people!  
Gone are the days of FBR and MCR slowly holding monopoly over the roleplay world. May I welcome you to St Olave's (akamy-new-roleplay-once-it-actually-exists), a very British school with a very wonderful cast...

( namely... )

ADVERTISE, YOU BASTARDS >:[ [info]stolaves

Because nothing's opening until I get a good idea of how many of my gorgeous buddies are interested <3

Ohfuck, I srsly need to study. I've been trying to for seven hours. I blame [info]hanneberry for distracting me =P
 
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Joni
18 February 2007 @ 02:01 am
Welcome & Comment  





Formerly known as...
[info]xsmearedxlinesx
[info]xemoxomegax
[info]x_palimpsest

If you're looking for a perfectly groomed, polite chunk of feminity you've kinda stumbled across the wrong place. I am that - I can be nice and wear dresses, but I'm also unpredictable. I'll do anything and everything. I'll hug and I'll kiss, I'll hold hands and I'll punch and bite. I'll dance and I'll throw myself into walls. I'll fall on my face and laugh. I'll sew dresses and skateboard. I'll strip and run across the road. I'll take pictures and I'll wake up, buy a ticket and wander around London. I'll hurt you and I'll love you. I'll be anything. I'll feel anything. I'll sing and I'll scream. I'll write and I'll doodle. But I'm not perfect, and I'm not interesting, and I'm not beautiful. I'm just me, and I'll do what I'll do. It's your choice whether you want to observe, ignore, or just join in. But you'll always be welcome to your own decision and your own opinion.

Spiritualist. Straight-edge. Grateful, optimistic, laid-back, appreciative, quiet, loud, sarcastic, annoying. Likes killing jokes and giving too many details. Hugely ambitious, but far too lazy. Likes art forms and logic, thinking and justice. OCD. Writes a lot of lists. Mixture of Irish, Scottish, German, French and quite a lot of Spanish and Italian. Tall. Cheery, happy, filthy, arty. Happily taken. Fangirl extraordinaire. Culture whore. Pancake addiction combined with love of language, music and art. And penguins. Slightly pretentious. And all dat shizzle.

This journal is 50% friend's only. It contains accounts of days, years, months. Past, present, future. Dreams, lies, reality. Jokes, tears, hate and love. Want access to all the gory bits? Comment here. Tell me how you know me. Tell me how wonderful I am.
 
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